Paradigm Fatigue
July 22nd, 2008So, you say you’ve got even more levels than the other guy? I don’t want them. You’ve got things that’ll boost my stats? Look: I don’t care which slot, which stat, or by how much. I don’t even care about your intricate combat systems, 30 layers deep, each excruciatingly balanced against painfully large spreadsheets full of melee attacks, ranged attacks, AoE attacks, damage types, probabilities, and resistances. I don’t care if your strikes cause DoTs, and your nukes are cones, and every last one of your buffs has been hand-tuned down to a short duration because of the incredibly high percentage by which they boost my whatever. I don’t want my weapon to gain an increased chance to proc– I don’t want it to proc at all.
I’ve got RPG burnout, and now these castles in the sky– these ethereal monuments to pure mathematics– have lost their thrill. Sorry, but your leveling bonus gives me +10% to who gives a shit. And my new points to allocate into… whatever? Here’s a D20, roll to see if I care. (Here’s a hint: your modifier is 0, and the DC is 21.)
Why now? I think it’s the absence of palette cleansers. In the past, I’ve shot people in the face (Quake), stolen their flag and then shot them in the face (Tribes), or stolen their flag, shot them in the face, and then driven over their face (Halo). Now, my competitive fix comes from WoW’s arenas– not exactly the sharp cheddar counterpart to my complex, RPG-bodied cabernet. (That analogy failed on both the literal and metaphorical levels.)
RPG systems are a near-perfect way to feed the gaming addiction– a constant low-level feed of new information to incorporate into use. At some point, though, my brain simply loses the need to consume that next systemic nugget. Maybe the problem isn’t the paradigm, maybe it’s the systems in question. Are modern RPGs really giving my brain new toys? I know what knockback is. I know how DoTs work. I can intuit the advantage of a +1 to hit. We’ve been over this ground before, and a simple rearrangement of the objects on its surface doesn’t create a sufficiently new experience.
