I’m not an experienced reviewer, so let’s get this going with a bulleted list of the XBLA game’s features:

• The green deck starts with Wall of Wood.
• No matter how many games you play, and how many cards you earn, you cannot remove Wall of Wood.
• Wall of Wood is terrible.  Nobody plays with Wall of Wood.
• No, that’s not quite right.  Once, when I was 12, I made a penis-themed deck with cards like Rod of Ruin and Throne of Bone.  That deck had Wall of Wood.  No, wait– I replaced it with Giant Growth, because it even sucked in that deck.

In conclusion, 0/10.

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